I Should Have Stayed at Disney

I should have stayed at Disney....

then I would not have been laid up in bed for several days with a nasty stomach virus just two days after my arrival home.

I should have stayed at Disney...

then I would not have had to see the doctor for the horrendous sinus infection that followed the stomach virus that landed me in bed for several days after my arrival home.

I should have stayed at Disney...

then I would not have to explain to the big dog that there is no way that I could have called a client a crackhead, drunken, loser during a visit with her child in December 2008 because I have been involved in that case since May 2006!

I should have stayed at Disney...

then I would not have to repeatedly explain to some random stranger who has no involvement with my current case that I cannot discuss the case with her due to confidentiality.

I should have stayed at Disney...

Then I would not have answered my office phone last Friday and been threatened by an attorney representing not the birth parent...but the random stranger who has no involvement with my current case.

I should have stayed at Disney...

Then I would not have had to hospitalize one of my children who had a psychotic break.

I should have stayed at Disney...

Then I would not have been named in a lawsuit filed by threatening attorney representing the random stranger who has no involvement with my case. (Okay...I probably would still have been named, I just would not have been present to be served and therefore would not have to be in court for the next few weeks while attorney's argue over the "best interest" of the child. And I would love to discuss the details of this case, I actually think I would have the backing of my cyberstalkers, scary thought there, but due to the nature of this case and the fact that the hearing is ongoing, I feel it is better not to discuss the details at this time.)

I should have stayed in Disney...

Then I would still be eating carrot cake every day, watching the parade in whatever park I happen to be visiting for the day, enjoying the excitement on the bug's face when she meets one of her favorite Disney characters, riding all my favorite rides as many times as possible, lounging by the pool at the Disney resort, eating all sorts of interesting foods, and forgetting that my other life as a social worker even exist.

Okay....whining over with now.