Anyone who has a daughter knows that there is going to come a time that you have to explain the difference between boys and girls. I have been prepared for some time now. But I don't think Military Man was quite prepared for the conversation that occurred last night.
Bug: "Daddy, why do little girls sit on the toilet when they have to go potty?"
Military Man: "Because God made you that way and little girls are meant to sit on the toilet when they go potty."
Bug: "Oh, then why do boys stand up when they go potty?"
Military Man: "Because God made little boys to stand up when they go potty, and they made little girls to sit down when they go potty."
Bug: "Oh, I know why boys stand up when they go potty."
Military Man: "You do?"
Bug: "yes, boys go potty standing up because they pee pee from their belly buttons."
2 comments:
Is this a pre-school/toddler/little kid thing? My little guy pushes his belly button when he is sitting on the potty. It's how he makes it happen!
I told the Football Freak about that. He said he actually does pee pee from his belly button.
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