Lemony Poo

I woke up this morning to the smell of dog poo and Lysol Lemon scented Kitchen Cleaner. What the F*&%? I looked to Military Man and asked "Why do I smell dog poo and Lysol Lemon Cleaner?" It appears that sometime during the night, one of our dogs had a "slight accident."



Slight being the operative word since apparently there was shit and yes I said shit in our hallway, bathroom, and computer room. (We are still trying to figure out who the culprit is...neither will confess.)


Military Man made the discovery around 3 am when he stepped in a pile (there's no other way to describe it) while sleep walking (woke him pretty darn quick.) I fortunately, missed the drama and clean up as I was in a benadryl coma.


Unfortunately, I am now surrounded by the smell of Lemony poo. You see, Military Man, in his infinite wisdom, chose to clean up as follows:

1. Thoroughly wash foot with scalding hot water, antibacterial soap, followed by a good soak in rubbing alcohol, another run through scalding hot water, antibacterial soap, thorough rinse with rubbing alcohol, pat dry.



2. Spray dog poo with Urine Out and then wipe up with toilet paper



3. Spray hard wood floors with Lysol Lemon scented Kitchen cleaner



4. Go back to bed.

Now, if Military Man had only put as much energy in cleaning my hard word floors as he did in washing his damn foot, my floor would not smell like Lemony poo. So, instead of relaxing during my week off, I am off to purchase some strong hard wood floor cleaner, more urine out (since Military Man used it all) and a mask. The remainder of my day will be spent thoroughly cleaning my hard wood floors and trying to rid myself of the scent of Lemony poo.

Have a Great Day!!!